This record means a lot to us. We hope you'll love it as much as we do.
So, yesterday I was thinking. I think it's time for a major innovation to occur in the world of nail clipping. We've been using the same instrument forever, and, I've got to admit, I suck at using a nail clipper. I believe the time is now. REINVENT THE NAIL CLIPPER. Perhaps it could be mechanical. It needn't be a complex machine. Like a paper shredder - but for finger and toe nails. Who's with me?

+

&

=

I'm not sure if that totally translated, but in my brain, it was genius.
Stay tuned, we've got so much to talk about.
-d