Friday, April 27, 2007

Release Date, Nail Clippings, etc.

Today is Friday. Were I a religious man I would thank God. But I'm not. I digress. The primary reason for today's entry is to recognize the US release of our debut record, "A History of Doubt". It will be available on May 29th. You can buy it at iTunes. You can buy it from our website (or this blog). If you live in LA can also buy it at Ron Herman. If you live in LA but can't afford to shop at Ron Herman, you should buy it from iTunes or us. Or you should stop mooching off your parents and get a job ya bum.

This record means a lot to us. We hope you'll love it as much as we do.

So, yesterday I was thinking. I think it's time for a major innovation to occur in the world of nail clipping. We've been using the same instrument forever, and, I've got to admit, I suck at using a nail clipper. I believe the time is now. REINVENT THE NAIL CLIPPER. Perhaps it could be mechanical. It needn't be a complex machine. Like a paper shredder - but for finger and toe nails. Who's with me?



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I'm not sure if that totally translated, but in my brain, it was genius.

Stay tuned, we've got so much to talk about.

-d